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Pencils for Gravestone Ideas

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Pencils for Gravestone IdeasI Told You I Was Sick. Absolute genius last words to carve onto your gravestone. Why bother with father, mother, son, daughter? Beloved pet, bah! Boring. Really, the only proper way to go out is to get the very last word. That, or leave them wondering for all eternity. Who dis? Pencils: I Told You I Was Sick Who Dis? I Always Liked Your Sister More I Had to Die to Get You to Visit? I'm Dead Blah Blah Blah Now Will You Listen to My Podcast? I Never

it's sexy and all

I Never Lie

Fragrance: Toasted Marshmallow

Floral Insincerity Scented

find a publisher and go on Ellen to promote the release

Let Me Overthink That

and modesty

I Need More Middle Fingers

you can bet I'm thinking of being out

I Already Did My Homework

Domineering

Fragrance: Vanilla Bean

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