SKU:63079271814
Gosh Darnit Anti-Cursing Candle
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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 13 - Jul 18
Description
Gosh Darnit Anti-Cursing CandleYou fucking kids and your fucking dirt bikes. Get off my lawn! You can all go burn in hell you little shits. Hope you have fun in juvie. And oh yeah, the Roundup is a fucking carcinogen. Silent Spring Scented Fragrance: Potting Soil, Sweet Grass
Fragrance: Kumquat
I Always Know What I'm Doing
It’s like you’re part of a secret club we can never join
Smells like tequila & a multivitamin
a little nauseous
That guy was so uptight
And that's the day my baby-sitting career ended
Time for My Second Nap
My Netflix Won't Load
But in your defense
Smells like careful
So huff on that baggage-free lifestyle for as long as you can because you’ll be back to wallowing in your own filth soon
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