Azusa, Lost but Seeking [Champions of Kamigawa]

Azusa, Lost but Seeking [Champions of Kamigawa]Set: Champions of Kamigawa Type: Legendary Creature Human Monk Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{G} You may play two additional lands on each of your turns. "I do not miss Jukai Forest. It is not my home. My home is Kamigawa, its people my family. Wherever I set my pack and rest my head, I am home."

but my host would casually push it down before I could make out what it was

Set: Sword & Shield: Vivid Voltage Type: Fire Rarity: Common Retreat cost: Colorless

Set: Beta Edition Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{U} Players skip their untap steps

Set: Promo Finish: Rainbow Foil Type: Weapon Rarity: Promo Class: Warrior Power: 2 Once per Turn Action - [1 Resource]: Attack Whenever you attack with Hatchet of Body

Set: Black & White: Dark Explorers Type: Darkness Rarity: Ultra Rare Retreat cost: Colorless

Set: Sun & Moon: Unified Minds Type: Fighting Rarity: Promo Retreat cost: 0

and finally the Hour of Eternity

Set: Nemesis Type: Legendary Land Rarity: Rare {T}: Add {C}

"show and tell" too often becomes "run and hide

Set: XY: Flashfire Type: Water Rarity: Uncommon Retreat cost: Colorless

Set: EX: Hidden Legends Type: Fighting Rarity: Ultra Rare Retreat cost: Colorless

Set: Promo Finish: Cold Foil Type: Hero Rarity: Promo Class: Ninja Life: 20 Intellect: 4 Your second attack each turn gains +1 [Power]