Cement Aqualla Gardenia

Cement Aqualla GardeniaIn times of crisis, I've found that people become oddly particular about their kitchen decor. While my sister devoted an entire month to creating wall art from expired grocery lists, my latest obsession ?? a small ceramic flower in pristine white, like a cloud that decided to take up permanent residence indoors ?? feels surprisingly rational. "It's decor," I explained to my partner, who discovered me in the kitchen, contemplating empty wall spaces

" we asked

it's nice to have a bit of perpetual bloom

It's been glazed with some fancy technique that makes it look like it's been dipped in the tears of a very sad mermaid

When I first hoisted this faux floral behemoth onto my living room wall

"It's an artificial flower

I'd catch myself admiring it while brushing my teeth or waiting for the coffee to brew

" but that's precisely its charm

holding up various objects to the wall with one hand while making futile attempts to mark nail positions with the other

which he pointed out made it look like a jade toilet seat from behind

It's about the size of my palm

or perhaps a salad that had achieved sentience

So there I was