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For the Minimalist Who Thinks Sentences Are Excessive
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For the Minimalist Who Thinks Sentences Are ExcessiveTen cards that get straight to the point: Baddie. Bestie. Bollocks. Why waste words when one perfectly chosen expletive or endearment will do? This collection is for people who communicate primarily in texts and believe punctuation is optional but impact is everything. Each card manages to say everything and nothing simultaneously, which is either deeply profound or completely lazy you decide. Perfect for the friend who responds to paragraphs with "K"
No need to worry about it wilting or attracting curious sea turtles to my toilet bowl
s not in use
folding and unfolding like a stand-up comedian perfecting their punchline
It's the perfect size
reporting a UFO landing in the apartment complex
The keyhole on the back of the ceramic flower promised an easy installation
Celebrate the art of gifting or adorning your space with these captivating ceramic blooms
I knew it was destined to adorn my living room wall
The keyhole mount on the back seems almost comically small for something so grand
yet it's managed to commandeer my entire living room wall
With its geometric design
It's not just eye-catching
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