Ceramic Flower Tabletop Art Matte White B

Ceramic Flower Tabletop Art Matte White BClaudia Schiffer is a massive groupie of our Ceramic Flowers. And no wonder. When we started making them, Vanity Fair listed them as one of their coolest new products. Now we are 14 lines deep, with over 125 pieces. Initially we just wanted to design a tchotchke, then we figured out they should be hung on the wall as well! Now we get random orders of 1000 pieces for an install. That?? s a lot of groupies.

eyeing the blank space above our couch like a general surveying a battlefield

completely enamored with a ceramic flower that looked like it had been plucked from the fever dream of a color-blind mermaid

a pocket-sized portal to spring

ready to pump up your plant game

It's been glazed with some fancy technique that makes it look like it's been dipped in the tears of a very sad mermaid

As I hung it on the wall

Our friends now enter the living room with a mix of awe and confusion

I never imagined I'd find myself waxing poetic about a fake flower

presented it to me with the enthusiasm of a child showing off a macaroni masterpiece

As she prattled on about the virtues of her diminutive floral friend

immediately regretting opening this can of worms

squinting at the wall art decor that seemed more suited for a dollhouse than a human dwelling