SKU:59199303471
Sarcastic Portion Control Plate
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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 13 - Jul 18
Description
Sarcastic Portion Control PlateNeed help losing weight? Let this sarcastic plate assist. Ideal for correct portion sizes. Control your portion size you fat fucker! with this inappropriate portion control plate. Perfect gift for those on a diet only if they have a sense of humour though or use is at a daily reminder to limit your portion size, remember to eat slowly and wait at least 30 mins after eating before reaching for that doughnut.. it takes a while for our tummy to tell our
The perfect mug for that someone special in your life
FUCK YOU'RE OLD
In a world full of cunts
- Free Pain & Palliative Centre
Take it off in the bath or shower
You can eat cock for days
Or maybe just hide it in the staff room mug cupboard
Only 22 units left
Premium quality faux-leather bag
The dynamic duo we didn’t know we needed
Trust me you do not want to google juicy cock recipes
The only mug you need to get your through the shitshow called life
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