Apricot Pink Snowdrop

Apricot Pink SnowdropI never imagined I'd find myself contemplating the merits of a ceramic wall flower, yet here I was, staring at a pink rose no bigger than a baseball, wondering if this was what passed for sophistication these days. My sister, ever the trendsetter, had proudly mounted this tiny abomination on her living room wall. "It's the June birth flower," she proclaimed, as if that explained everything. I nodded, feigning interest while secretly wondering if being

replacing a questionable piece of decor that might have been a paint-by-numbers gone wrong

isn't that just the cat's pajamas of wall art decor

who discovered me in the kitchen

Todd gave him 5 seconds to name each vase

He said "That doesn't help

replacing a questionable family portrait where everyone had mysteriously closed their eyes at the same moment

The petals

I'm not just a flower

as if it had very strong opinions about color theory and wouldn't hesitate to share them

but at least we were consistent in our commitment to the bizarre

like it's confident without being showy

This teal little number