Stalked by the Kraken: A Monster Romance (Monstrous Matches)

Stalked by the Kraken: A Monster Romance (Monstrous Matches)A matchmaking witch, an ancient sea creature, and the sex contract they make. Welcome to the Love Bathhouse where desire and acceptance are in the water. The Witch Celibacy is a bad look for a matchmaker. Especially a matchmaker who works at the kind of paranormal bathhouse that would have grandmothers clutching their pearls. A worse look is a matchmaker experiencing a crisis of confidence. I am that matchmaker. We need raw magic, desperately. And now

all must stand together if Erilea is to have any hope of salvation

A recently dumped TV heartthrob enlists a jaded romance novelist to ruin romance for him—one rom-com trope at a time—so he never gets swept off his feet again

if you count all her failed engagements

and even the most mildly macabre witch can find her place

But what is it they say

and a mouth she can't stop running

Convincing the taciturn Wesley to stop avoiding her and compromise is a task more formidable than the other dying wishes Great-Aunt Violet left behind

but when she convinces him that no one will find out

especially not those who have betrayed me

Sadie Green is in desperate need of three things: a stiff drink

her family

A sharp and scintillating summer novel that will make readers laugh out loud and cry happy tears from the New York Times bestselling author of Yours Truly