For When You Care Enough to Spend $100 But Not Enough to Choose

For When You Care Enough to Spend $100 But Not Enough to ChooseThe ultimate in delegated decision making: one ceramic flower as a teaser, a 180 page catalog that's basically flower porn, and a $100 gift card so they can choose their own adventure. You've managed to give a gift that's both generous and completely noncommittal, like saying "I love you" via Venmo. The catalog is hefty enough to seem thoughtful, the flower proves you have taste (or at least Chive does), and the gift card says "I trust your judgment

demanding attention like a toddler in a tutu

pressing my nose against the glass like a kid outside a candy store

feigning interest while secretly wondering if being born in June was punishment enough without having to display this porcelain parasite

" your guests will undoubtedly inquire

its navy petals reminding me of starlit nights and the beauty that surrounds us if we only take the time to appreciate it

if we do say so ourselves

Now my flowers can feel famous too

It comes from boutiques with names like Sap &amp

Imagine a whole garden of these on the wall

I cannot recommend this ceramic flower enough

you might be wondering

Or "everything must go"